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[date|01|15|2023]
[mood|nostalgic]
[music|Iron Maiden – Caught Somewhere in Time]

Wheee, welcome to the early 2000s!

If you can read this, it means that my new, purposefully hideous and non-responsive website is alive! If the UI looks absolutely atrocious on your mobile phone, that's a feature, not a bug.

The site's layout is based on my old websites, which I thankfully had saved on my external HDD. Most of the graphics are 20+ years old, like the counter, the metal textures and the "under construction" GIF for example. While I do admit to have used CSS for the sake of easier implementation, you won't find a single DIV container on this website – it's entirely done in tables and iFrames, just like in the old times. *wipes a tear*

Next step will be adding actual content and links to my friends' Neocities pages, but I'm gonna call it a day for now.

Shout-out to Neocities for making this possible!


[date|01|14|2023]
[mood|confused]
[music|Accept – Balls to the Wall]

Hello world!